I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
but what are the perks of being a wallflower
So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.
this is the cutest thing ever
this is literally me