It’s hard to be friends
with someone you once wanted
more than anything.
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Ironing Board Mirror
The Rolling Bench That You Can Use After Rain
Hour Glass LED Traffic Lights
Universal Wrapping Paper
Cup Holder Umbrella
Toothpaste Tube Squeezer
Baby Stroller and Scooter Hybrid
Spaghetti Measuring Tool
Rotating 360° Lego Sockets